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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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Is there another word for synonym?
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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
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How is it possible to have a civil war?
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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
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At the bookstore, I asked the saleswoman, "Where's the “self- help” section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
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What if there were no hypothetical questions?
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If a deaf child signs a swear word, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
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If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
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Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"
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What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
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If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
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Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
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Why do they lock filling-station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
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If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
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Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
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If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
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Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
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How do they get deer to cross the road only at those yellow road signs?
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What was the best thing before sliced bread?
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One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.
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Does the little mermaid wear an algebra?
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Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
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If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
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If you ate both pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?
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If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
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Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have 's' in it?
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Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids"?
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Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
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Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
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If you spin an oriental person in a circle three times, do they become disoriented?
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Why do shops which open 24/7 have locks on their doors?
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Why do you have to click the Start button a computer in order to turn it Off?
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Can an atheist get insurance against acts of God?
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